I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
