i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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