Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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