i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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