So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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