I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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