Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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