somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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