This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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