Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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