party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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