If that was your dad, he is hot
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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