So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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