Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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