My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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