Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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