i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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