If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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