OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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