my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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