hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I bet he comes in French.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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