Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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