I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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