i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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