UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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