her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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