Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
soo... how was my night?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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