He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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