I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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