okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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