I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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