So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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