Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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