She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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