my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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