do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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