so that wasnt chicken after all
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
