Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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