i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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