The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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