How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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