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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger

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• (607): View more from New York

  I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on

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• (432): View more from Texas

  They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone

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