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your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy

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(419): your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy http://tfl.nu/gzdd

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found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long

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wtf you measured my hair?

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(604): found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long (1-604): wtf you measured my hair? http://tfl.nu/f3a1

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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.

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(401): apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat. http://tfl.nu/jsnf

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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom

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(608): i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom http://tfl.nu/an7n

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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.

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(860): he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious. http://tfl.nu/rnvz

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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...

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I see you've learned your lesson.

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(937): I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status... (1-937): I see you've learned your lesson. http://tfl.nu/pjfr

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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.

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(954): I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism. http://tfl.nu/aavm

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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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(309): I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors. http://tfl.nu/cath

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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!

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(205): A beer is a heart your wish makes!!! http://tfl.nu/w148

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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.

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(304): He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away. http://tfl.nu/477o

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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina

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(217): I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina http://tfl.nu/lruw

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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno

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(617): If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno http://tfl.nu/05ob

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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.

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(253): He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child. http://tfl.nu/jtoq

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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.

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(202): I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control. http://tfl.nu/1mo8

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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me

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(303): Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me http://tfl.nu/z6xe

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