I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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