i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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