Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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