Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you guys were way drunker than both of me
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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