She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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