You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
They have beer where we have blood.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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