but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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