Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
My balls are so social today.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize