I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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