Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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