Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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