I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
