Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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