The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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