I saw his package. It spoke to me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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